Release the Weirdos!

jake-from-state—farm:

Kingdom Hearts 3
Legend of Korra book 2
iOS 7
PS4 putting Xbox One to shame
Troy Baker in Batman: Arkham Origins
Possible Pokemon X & Y update
I’m also still getting over Doctor Who feelings
And Sherlock series 3
AND NOW THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG TRAILER

WHAT THE HELL.

assholedisney:

my little brother works at a grocery store and tonight he was stocking dairy from behind in the freezer 

and I guess a guy was trying to find something from directions being given to him on the phone, and he was asking questions and ended up asking “is it juicy?”

and from the back of the fucking freezer my brother, in his best Gollum voice, shouted “IS IT SCRUUUUMPTIOUS” and scared the shit out of this poor man

theshouldbequeen:

i totally have a crush on someone i shouldnt be having a crush on. oh well. 

thorki-hiddlesworth:

carlilemysaviour:

but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation

(Source: alexithyrnia)

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

the-potter-tardis:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

I ship it hard

kilisbeard:

always reblog for Satan

(Source: br0ken-knuckles)